I finally managed to get back on the job again last night and casted on for Stephanie's pair of shorts. Whew XL! A little math and 116 stitches later, I sat slack-jawed in front of "Lost" and didn't do much more. So today I picked it up as much as I could and finished the waistband. I'd take a picture but it's not much to look at right now. Just an elastic casing with a needle running along the bottom, but the casing is done and it's all shorts from here.
But now it's bedtime. Past it.