I picked Rowan up from school today. This was our conversation in the van on the way home.
Rowan: Mom, I met a new kid today. And he said that he saw this guy who had rings in his nose and his eyes and his EARS! and a mohawk.
Me: Well, you can't get any rings yet. You can just have a mohawk.
Rowan: Ya that guy was kind of scary. He was some kind of teenager.
Rowan: And he was kissing a girl in the parking lot.
Me: Well, you can't go kissing girls in the parking lot yet either, ok?
Rowan: Ya, that would be kind of dangerous.