About clocks

Rowan: That long hand is the minute hand, and the short one is the hour hand.

Niall: What's that other one that goes fast?

R: That's the second hand.

N: Second hand? No, that's the third hand.

R: No, SECOND.

N: Duh, it's the third hand.

R (smacking his forehead): Not second like first, second, third... Second like the tick tock tick tock... that's a second.

N: OOOh.